Top 5 things you DON'T want to see scuba diving





Every now and again i have an elongated rambling / conversation with my eternal Twitter chum The Divemistress; an especially talented blogger from New Guinea or something; and I thoroughly encourage my many, many readers to go and read her rather splendid blog.




Periodically we have late night chats, over beers mostly, in the hope of coming up with winning blog content to make us both famous. Such fame was achieved in the "What's in my dive bag" post from way back, never to be replicated.





The following post has nothing to do with that conversation, well, not really.





As Tara and i were twittering away i was watching enduring a rather atrocious horror move - Anaconda. God it was awful; entertaining as figuring out how to lick my own elbow.

The next day whilst thinking about what to write about, it hit me - what would i NOT like to see on a dive; snakes featuring possibly on top of the list.

So, besides 'John Voigt eating' giant snakes, which bearing in mind his latest acting output isn't really a bad thing, what else would i least like to see?







TOP 5 THINGS I DON'T WANT TO SEE ON A DIVE





1. OTHER DIVERS


I appreciate diving is a sociable sport (yes, i said sport), which inevitably involves other people, and although i do believe myself to be a pretty sociable guy, sometimes i could see my diving peers far enough.


I love going out on a dive; taking a few blurry photos, shooting some poorly framed video, practicing some dodgey skills and so forth. However, more often than not my tranquil existence becomes interrupted by other divers. When i say 'interrupted,' i mean coming face to face with a charging mass of silt, filled with a dive club.


I'm DIVING! - WAHHHHHH!!!!!!


It fascinates me that divers can make such an absolute shambles of visibility in a relatively low silt area, remain together long enough to find me, and finally engulf me in floating debris. It is usually coupled with being beaten around the head by giant plastic reels, smbs, torches, pony cylinders, chain saws etc dripping from their badly fitted BCD as they clamber over the top of me.



I then receive a hearty 'OK" and a split fin in the face.



I hate them. I hate them all.






2. A DEAD BODY


I appreciate that coming across a dead body is tough enough at the best of times, but meeting one underwater would certainly be an interesting day out. It wasn't something i ever pondered, until a fellow diver noted 'some guy' had fallen into the lough a few weeks previously, and was never recovered.


Another reason why i hate other divers.


Strangford Lough is pretty bare on the sea bed. There is little or no geography at all, in fact it's pretty much flat; that is until our favourite ship wreck interrupts the landscape. If there was every anything that would snag a floating corpse - it's The Alastor.


On that memorable dive i recall finning along the walkway, anticipating coming face to face with 'yer man, the dead guy' and subsequently poo'ing myself as a cardiac arrest took hold.


"I see dead people" - fair play lad; but not whilst diving.




3. KRACKEN


I have seen pictures of lunatics diving with Humboldt Squid in dive magazines; which is about as close as i will ever get. Wifebuddy was equally bemused as i demonstrated how people with no brains were getting dive certs these days and diving with creepy red demons.


source: National Geographic


As if the 8 legged beasties weren't intimidating enough, Wifebuddy responded with;



"Yeah, they're pretty scary; but they're no Kracken."



"What's a Kracken?" i queried.



"My dad told me about them. They are like squid, only dead big," Wifebuddy informed.



"How big?" i enquired.



"They eat ships!" she announced.



"Fuck that." The only response for something that eats ships.




I don't want to see one of those. Ever. Even if I'm in a ship. I wonder if Blue O Two know about them?







4. JIM DONWLING


I like Jim. Jim took me for my TDI Helitrox course, and it was dead good; but he's a nightmare to dive with. I can't be sure, but I'm fairly convinced Batman was based upon Jim. He's a stealthy bastard, which makes diving with him especially taxing.

Don't be fooled by his creepy smile...
Jim Dowling


Things Jim has done to me:


  • Purged my regulator when i was on deco to see what i would do.
  • Wrote 'scooter' on my TDI certification card, and my cap.
  • Is nicer to Kerri than to me.
  • He also recruited the nice photographer fellow Jason Brown into bullying me as well; which effectively makes him his trusty sidekick - Robin.






When Jim is in the sea, i get concerned.






5. A CAVE DIVER


If, when diving, i come face to face with a cave diver that can only mean one thing; I'm in cave. I don't want to be in a cave.

It's Phil - oh shit!
source: SUEX

I have done plenty of overhead environment diving, both physical and virtual, very successfully. I have followed that lunatic Tall Poomer around the inside of shipwrecks without the faintest idea how to get out should he have chosen to abandon me, and remained quite happy.


A cave is different.


There are plenty of cave divers, i even know some that are still alive, and it's plenty safe apparently; but they just seem more dangerous. I am determined to get over this fear by allowing Wifebuddy to do a cave course. If she makes it through; i'll maybe have a go. In the mean time i'll be in the open water.




6. SNAKES


I'm not counting this as that's what spurred the list; but i don't want to meet one in the water nonetheless.



I'm with Indiana Jones; snakes are bad.










SUMMARY


There you go; the top 5 things i don't want to see underwater. I appreciate the top 5 things i WOULD like to see underwater would be much prettier; but where's the fun in that?



What's your 'not' top 5?






Safe diving folks!







Jimmy Savile; wouldn't fancy meeting him either... god knows where that would end up.



















Come dive Northern Ireland! - A trip diving Rathlin Island

Although Wifebuddy and I are purveyors of Strangford Lough, we do try and dive elsewhere when possible; alas work and financial constrictions often thwart our plans. However, the weekend past was a different affair.















Whilst wasting away, yet another evening on the delayer of productive things, i.e.Facebook, Wifebuddy finally spoke;



"Huh, Aquaholics have spaces left this Sunday; they're diving The Lochgarry and The Drake." 
"We should go" was my response, raising an eye from my ithingy. 
"Ok, ring Richard and book us on."




So i did. I rang Richard, the king of Aquaholics, and booked our spots via credit card; dead easy. Five minutes later i received a confirmation email which provided all the info i needed; where to meet, times and stuff. Having never dived with Aquaholics previously, i was dead impressed.





The remainder of the night was spent watching youtube videos of the dive sites, and attempting to determine what sort of boat we would be diving from. Regular readers of this blog will recall Wifebuddy doesn't do so well on RHIBs, and i wouldn't be the greatest fan of boat diving in general either. Nevertheless, we were undeterred and really looking forward to diving new shipwrecks.




Molly says "GET UP!"
Sunday morning initiated with a 6am alarm clock. When i say alarm clock, i really mean a Staffordshire Bull Terrier that wants something other than being in her crate. I pretended to be asleep, just long enough for Kerri to get up and see what urgent attention Molly required at stupid o'clock in the morning.











An hour later i dragged myself from the bed of loveliness, grabbed some brekky, hauled two twinsets into the back of the jeep and hit the road, destined for Ballycastle.



90 mins later we arrived at Mortons Chip Shop, situated at the pier. The small car park was crawling with half clad divers, obviously gathering kit together for the pending dive; at least we were in the right place. I left Wifebuddy to get changed and sauntered along the pier in hope of finding Richard to find out what the score was.



In the process of hunting for someone important, i met a chap who introduced himself via his Twitter alias.

I love meeting people from the internet. Since beginning this nonsense blog i have had the pleasure of encountering many internet warriors, and it's even better to meet them at a dive site - proving they actually dive!








Chris and I had a brief chat, unfortunately he wasn't diving and was there as a gear monkey. This suited me greatly; i now had an allie on board to help me don the mighty twin set; gearing up on a RHIB is a skill i don't quite have nailed yet.





All the divers were on time, and as per Richards instruction we were aboard his rather fine, semi-rigid RHB thing and on our way to the first dive site by 09:30. I was dead impressed. I was more impressed that the guys on the boat were super friendly, and some nice fella had even brought Kerri's twinset aboard.



THE LOCHGARRY


source: Divernet

The SS Lochgarry was a troop transport ship that struck rock of the Mull of Kintyre, drifted and finally sank 21st January 1942 off the east coast of Rathlin Island. 23 men drowned when their lifeboats hit rocks; 32 survived. She lies in 34m of water. The hold was filled with chain by the navy as she was caring rifles and live ammunition. She is 265 feet long, 33.5 feet wide, 15.5 foot draft, 1670 gross tonnes.




We arrived at the site, and Richard re-stated the proceedings of entry and exit one more time. His briefings were super efficient, direct and informative. As we were new to the boat Richard consistently checked we were ok, and was extremely helpful whilst kitting up and making sure we were happy.









Once in my twinset i was grand, and although there was quite a chop going on, i was ready to go diving. I fell off the RHIB first, Kerri followed and as she headed for the shot Richard handed me down my camera. At this point i managed to make the whole thing rather complicated. The idea was to swim for the buoy, and descend down the shot to the wreck. I finned for all i was worth but seemed to be heading away from the shot, rather than for it.




Surely enough i very quickly became knackered. I signalled to Richard i wasn't happy, he was keeping a sharp eye on me and suggested i left the camera. I handed it back to him and had another go. Useless. Just as i was debating calling the whole thing off i could hear the instruction to descend a few meters out of the waves and head for the shot.



Yip, that worked perfectly and i met up with Kerri at the shot line. I was very out of breath, and had no camera. Not a great start to the dive.







WIfebuddy and I took a minute to reunite and i signalled, quite badly, i'd left the camera back on the boat. She thought i'd lost the camera completely, and spent her whole dive deliberating how to buy me a new one; isn't she sweet?



Finally, we made it 25m down to the deck of The Lochgarry. Visibility was 2m i reckon, which was poor for the area, but we didn't care. The wreck was huge. Having not dived it before, our usual plan applied; swim away from the shot for a bit, come back, check the shot, and head off in a different direction for a bit, and so forth. I find this tactic works very well in bad viz, or in unfamiliar territory.


We found the big chains dumped into the hold, which were simply mahoosive; quite a spectacular sight. Kerri finned ahead and located the tiled floor area we had read about on the internet reports. A light dusting, and the black and white tiles came into view; fantastic. It still amazes me that there are always elements of a wreck that remain completely intact, despite waves, fish, debris and the weight of the ocean levied upon it for the last several decades.

Source: Nation Maritime Museum of Ireland



Our planned 30 mins bottom time came and went, as usual, much too quickly. I must admit, i spent most of it wishing i'd brought the camera, and equally frustrated i'd made such a ball-ache of the descent. However; you live, you learn.




The ascent was good, stops at 12, 9 and 6 as planned. As we broke the surface i looked up to check where WIfebuddy was, only for a huge scything battle axe fall before my eyes! It was the hull of our dive boat. Holy shit, it had got choppy. The surface was, to quote Graham from Ocean Addicts, a little "squally." The waves escorted me to the other side of the RHIB from Kerri, and hand over hand i fed myself around the boat to the ladder were Kerri was de-kitting.



The exit was tough going in the choppy swell. I'd never boarded via a side mounted spine ladder, but with RIchard there instructing, literally step by step, i was soon back on the boat. Thank Christ. We weren't the only ones struggling though, other twinset divers appeared to be having as much fun getting aboard as we did.



With all the divers aboard we headed back to the pier for an hour of off gassing, coffee and some dive banter.

Source: Aquaholics





Kerri and I got chatting to a fellow diver, Peter, about GUE and stuff which was very cool, as we are usually shunned for our smurf gloved devlish ways! I especially enjoyed Peter explaining he was planning to bring GUE instructor 'Mark Bickmore' over for a fundamentals class.



Those in the know will appreciate it turned out 'Mark Bickmore' was actually 'Graham Blackmore.' Not one for names eh Peter?







Nitrogen levels accounted for, we headed back out again to hit The Drake.







THE DRAKE


Source: Irish wrecks online


HMS Drake was an armoured cruiser that was torpedoed by U-79. She was supposed to be beached in Church Bay (NI) but on 2nd October 1917 she rolled over and sank. Of 900 crew 19 were killed in the incident. As she presented as a hazard to shipping in the area, the remains of the wreck were blown up in 1979 by the navy. She lies in 18m of water in Church Bay, Rathlin Island. HMS Drake was a 4 funnelled armoured cruiser of 14,100 tonnes.




Richard insisted the second dive of the day was more sheltered, thus we would be spared the fight to the shot line, and wrestling match with the ladder. Yeah right... Richard almost apologised for the weather once we arrived on site, and stated it was usually very good around that area. Well, not when Wifebuddy is about; the woman is definitely a scud when it comes to RHIB diving!



Kitting up was a bit of a task, and the sickness began to overtake the both of us. Richard was quick to pick up on it declaring;


"You feeling sick? - let's get you into the water!"


No messing with this guy, we were immediately dressed in twinsets, moved to the side of the RHIB and instructed to roll off. It was undoubtedly the best thing for us, as my inner monologue was talking me out of the dive completely.

source: @christhesham

I may be stupid, but i don't need to be told twice. As soon as i hit the waves i signalled 'OK', descended 3m immediately, and headed for the shot line. Job done. Kerri and I dropped 15m onto The Drake. The shot line was moored off to what looked like the prop shaft, according to Wifebuddy. A little research once home proved her to be most likely correct; as per usual.




The visibility was poor, but we made the most of it and had a good look around anyway. It was difficult to orientate, and i decided we would be bagging off at the end of the dive. I must admit i couldn't really determine what we were looking at, the visibility was just too restrictive; although some nice directions from other more experienced divers brought our attention to some ammo shells and a conger eel.




Again, it would have been nice to get a few pics, but the visibility was just too poor most likely.




30 mins in Wifebuddy signalled she was cold, so the dive was called, and we began our ascent. Amazingly, just as we decided to go, the shot line appeared from nowhere; happy days. A lazy ascent, and we popped up on the surface to be met by more choppy seas.




I was switched on this time, taking time to assess the behaviour of the boat and where i needed to be. I held back, knowing Kerri would need time to de-kit and board the RHIB. When i was confident Kerri was done, i allowed the current to glide me to the rear of the boat. I negotiated with the ladder, again following Richards instruction step by step, until i was seated alongside Kerri safely on the far side of the boat. Excellent stuff.







Slowly the remaining dive squad surfaced and fought the ladder, climaxing in a boatful of panting divers. It was an enjoyable sight. As if to reinforce just how rough the seas had got, Richard poked his head out of the wheelhouse stating;


"I need equal bodies either side of the boat, everyone near the front, and make sure all the kit is well stowed."

He got my attention.








Actually, once we were moving i felt a lot better, and the whole event became more of a comedy, chortling as the sea threw us about at will. Richard did a phenomenal job of negotiating the 8 mile trek back to shore.







Back at the pier all was fab, and the arduous task of walking the 2 twinsets up the slipway to the jeep was all that remained. Would someone remind me to buy a trolley one of these days please...











Changed and kit stowed we said our goodbyes and hit the local chippy for some splendid scampi and chips. Richard thanked us for coming along, and explained bitterly the seas are usually much calmer and visibility is usually much better. To be honest, i didn't care. I had gained yet more positive boat diving experience, dived another two of Irelands most famous shipwrecks, met a load of friendly divers, a twitter stalker, and had a bloody good time in the process.




Oh, and Wifebuddy didn't vomit; well done Richard.




Come dive Northern Ireland! - I don't usually post videos, but sometimes they say more than words can ever explain... (not safe for work incidentally.)









Safe diving folks!

Santa moves Grotto to Quarry - 15th Dec



Occasionally I get asked to blog about something particular; not very often, but it does happen. These are are the posts I fail to write. Today I aim to abolish that trend, and actually do as I'm told; plus, the request came about 6 months ago from my back-mount-side-mount friend Trudy. Trudy was kind enough to allow me to interview her, and subsequently, i feel guilty. Hi Trudy; sorry Trudy.


So, what was i asked to do you inquire? Not much; hence why it took me so long to write this. Hey; I'm a busy guy ... honest!



I jest, this is more of an infomercial type thing, rather than my regular rambling nonsense. This post is about SCUBA SANTA'S! It's a very exciting thing that happens around the world (I'm sure), involving attempting to drown Santa in a quarry. Unfortunately I've never been able to attend said event, due to geographical constraints of the sea between my house and Vobster Quarry. Sorta...



What's a scuba Santa?




I appreciate, as yet, this post has done nothing to clarify what SCUBA SANTA'S is all about, but it doesn't really involve drowning Santa; mainly because he's immortal.





The important bits:



  • A load of divers dress up as Santa and go diving in Vobster quarry 15th Dec.
  • Every diver is sponsored by; family they never speak to, and work colleagues who begrudge the fact that the first person on the sponsor sheet gave a tenner.
  • All the money raised goes to the Royal National Lifeboat Institute.




What's an RNLI?


If you've never heard of the RNLI guys; they rock.

The RNLI is the charity that saves lives at sea. In short, it scoops up lost divers, people that are too fat to be swimming in the first place, occupants of boats that aren't built to be used outside a bathtub, and submarine crews that forgot to close the back door.

Its volunteer lifeboat crews rescue an average of 22 people every day, and RNLI lifeguards provide a seasonal lifeguard service on selected beaches. The RNLI is independent from Government and relies on donations from muppet divers dressed as Santa, and the like.







What can I do?


Lots.



  • Go do it:
If you live in the Vobster vicinity, why not join up? You have to register first, of course, raise some cash with the sponsorship form, dress up and all that, then go have a fun day out next weekend.



  • Give money:

You can donate money via the interweb. 'Just Giving' has a page specially for it here.









  • Did I mention you can can win stuff?:

There are a ton of prizes to be won too. Every sponsored diver gets entered into a prize raffle; tickets may also be purchased for £1 at Vobster Quay. A list of what's up for grabs is here.







Conclusion


There you have it; the perfect excuse to dress up as Mr Claus and jump into a freezing cold, green(ish) quarry, the week before Christmas; guaranteeing the lurgy at the time of your turkey dinner.








For those who are attending - have fun; for those like me, who can't - go give money.



If any of you do make it, please post the photos on the iarediver Facebook page; I'd love to see them!






Happy Christmas diving folks!



Everything you wanted to know about dry gloves; ever.

"When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing dry gloves."


That may not have been an exact quote, but if yer woman Venus was a scuba diver, and I'm sure she was, and enjoyed winter diving, which I'm sure she did, she would have undoubtedly been wearing dry gloves; as it is the only way to survive the frigid waters this time of year.



I have a twitter buddy who was asking me about drygloves (Hi Travis!) and I promised I would write something relative, as he'd never used them. The brief conversation we had reminded me of attempting to find out about drygloves myself, before I donned the legendary 'smurf hands.'










As I recollect, attempting to obtain a straight forward definition was difficult, and I was scared to ask the question; "are your hands dry in those?" Seems stupid; but I bet you're thinking the same thing right now, if you've never used them.




I'm not going to drag this post out, I promise, but I will attempt to explain the basic principals, and the things I wanted to know before I switched from the manky neoprene wet gloves.








Q1. How do they work?


The gloves form a seal, by various means, against the wrist seals of your dry suit.




Q2. How do the gloves attach to a drysuit?


Usually with 'dry rings.' A ring is pushed down the inside arm of the dry suit, and situated at the wrist seal. The glove also has a ring. The two rings snap, screw, push, or whatever, together; and voila - they're connected.



You can also get gloves with their own latex seal attached; this is simply placed over the latex seal of the drysuit; or under if its a neoprene seal.

source: diveoloution





Q3. Are your hands kept dry ... really?


Yes.





Q4. Do they squash your hands when you descend, as Boyles Law suggests, as per my open water training?


No.

The gloves are effectively attached to the dry suit, but an air channel must be ensured from the wrist seal into the glove. This is often achieved by simply sticking a little piece of bungee or tubing under the wrist seal, half in, half out; then donning the glove. This will allow air to travel into the glove, equalising the pressure.

source: OS Systems

It works the same way a drysuit does, only instead of injecting air directly into the glove, air moves from the suit into the gloves pretty much automatically. Air can be 'sent' there by lifting your hand above the level of the suit; it's rather nice, as warm suit air rushes into the glove.





Q5. Do the gloves inflate on ascent, as Boyles Law suggests, as per my open water training?


No. This is avoided by simply lowering the gloves on ascent, effectively forcing the air back into the drysuit, which is subsequently vented out as usual through the dump valve.


It is possible for them to hyper-inflate if you don't lower your hands on ascent, and it does make you look like Mickey Mouse. You should try this; it's very funny. You should never try this, as it could potentially blow the glove off your hand; probably.






Q6. Are they always blue?


Mostly, but that's really only because the Showa Gloves are cheap, tough, and readily available. Some dry glove manufacturers supply their own; Kubi are black for example; which is obviously cooler and more 'tech.' However the definitive colour is blue; hence the term 'smurf gloves.'

Showa 660 Gloves


All joking aside, the blue dry gloves are much better for signalling. Black dry glove signals against a black dry suit is often difficult to see; even with a 21w hid illuminating the entire ocean. Just my 2 cents of course.







Q7. Do they ever leak?


I've had 3 leaks (I can think of) in the 2 years of using them, and only one ruined a dive. They were all caused by not pushing them on properly; a bit like not sorting out a neck seal correctly. Treat them right and they will be perfect.





Q8. What do you wear underneath?


Anything you like. I wear a wrist warmer, which creates the air channel into the glove, a thin merino wool liner over the top, and a thinsulate motorbike glove liner over that; toasty to 4C.


Some smurf gloves come lined and don't require any under gloves.




In truth you wear any glove you like; I have found layering works well; but go experiment - have fun!










Q9. Which ones should I buy?


I use kwtt dry gloves, because they were cheap; they have also proved to work very well. The rings however are quite big, although I found i got used to them pretty quickly and I honestly don't notice them.




Like all scuba stuff, there are a shit load of options. Look around to see what other divers in your area are using, see what the local dive shop has, check out some reviews online; there are plenty to choose from. Popular brands are; si-tech, rolocks, zip seals (DUI suits only) and kwtt.




Q10. Are they warmer than my wet gloves?


Yes.


Some wet gloves are brilliant, my old mares were fantastic, however my hands did suffer. The continuous contact with the water makes them prune up, and eventually go numb; as a result, dexterity begins to deteriorate.


Also, once out of the water, wet hands freeze in cold winter conditions and are useless post dive; not the case with dry gloves.




When dry gloves are doffed they are dry, and quickly warm in the air; in short, the recovery time is almost immediate. I often find I have to dissemble Wifebuddy's kit after a dive, due to her tiny, wee, cold fists being useless.





CONCLUSION


There you have it; everything you wanted to know, and were afraid to ask, about drygloves. What I would stress is; they take a time to get used to. Initially I felt like someone else's hands were at the end of my arms; but not now.

Kit up wearing them, do the dishes in them, type up your thesis wearing them, and always, always, always have sex wearing them.





In no time at all you'll not notice your new dry gloves ...





... or you won't be getting much sex; one or the other.




Safe, dry handed diving everyone!

Cheeky Little [Light] Monkey

Light Monkey

It is no shock to regular readers, or my twitter-er chums, that I'm a huge fan of dive lights. They have become my new cigarettes, since I gave up the lovely, refreshing, dark, habit 1 year, 6 months, 13 days and 4 hours ago; but who's counting?



Kicking the smoking thing increased my disposable income somewhat; then the dive lights came along. My pride and joy is my rather splendid Halycon EOS primary light. Primary lights are grand, but they need to be backed up by an uber-reliable alternative.



Now, despite being a Halcyon fan boy, when it came to choosing my back ups, I abandoned the big H, in favour of Light Monkey. I know... the horror!




There was reason to my madness; I promise.



I favoured the Light Monkey 2w back up specifically. This was primarily due to its physical size. I'm not a big fella. In truth I'm not very tall, and, if im honest, a bit skinny. As a result I don't like a lot of huge items on my kit, as the real estate available is limited.





Back up lights are usually powered by C cell batteries, often three of them; and the unit is sized accordingly. The Light Monkey 3w is modelled in such a way.


However, the 2w version is diffferent.





The Light Monkey 2w is powered by two CR123 batteries. The CR123's are very wee, as a result the light can be smaller. Brilliant.



I have two ... or rather, had ... I mean I do still ... sort of.


My Light Monkey 2w back up lights


I've been using two of the back up lights for years, in fact, my initial Light Monkey 2w was abused as my UK diving primary light for a bit; but don't tell anyone - I might get kicked out of the Tufty Club!



I hope two things are now abundantly clear:

1. I love dive lights
2. I love my 2w Light Monkey back up lights the most


Now we have that established, imagine my horror when I changed the batteries in one of my lights, only to be greeted by smoke; as opposed to a lovely white LED beam.



I cried.

I cried lots.

It was well dead.



I don't like breaking things, and I don't really like buying the same thing twice; especially if I broke it. It transpired I 'may' (although i honestly don't think i did) have put the fresh batteries in the wrong way, reversed the polarity, and subsequently blew the shit out of the light module.


one ruined LED module


One perfectly good dive light down the toilet.





As one does when anything frustrating happens, I got straight onto Facebook and complained. Usually people just "like" my status when I complain, but not this time; my new best friend Gareth Lock from COGNITAS came to the rescue.


It just so happened, I was complaining the weekend Eurotek (a technical diving exhibition thingy) was taking place. Gareth was at Eurotek giving a presentation on diving incidents. Light Monkey were at Eurotek displaying their fine products.




I'm sure you can see where this is going.




Gareth had a chat with Corey from Light Monkey, explained what happened, showed him a pic via Facebook; and the lovely people they are, Light Monkey offered to replace the light module.


Awesome.


Gareth took the module, and posted it to me a day later. I received the package and found, not only did I receive a brand new module, but also the entire light head; which was great, as the smoke from the 'blow the shit out of your back up light' experience, had kinda ruined the original lens.

Smokey Lens on the right - ruined also


I now have a, practically, brand new 2w Light Monkey back up light.



All fixed!

How's THAT for customer service!?!!




I would like to offer my sincere thanks to Corey and Light Monkey for kindly replacing the light head, and to Gareth for acting on my behalf. 


Cheers lads; and safe diving!